genki-chan:

secretlymartinfreeman:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

Posts like these will do my posture wonders.

KEEP ‘EM CIRCULATING.

THANKS BRO :D

falcnpunch:

the internet is fucking incredible. i can keep up with current events and stay in contact with old friends at the click of a button. fascinating. i’ve been watching porn for seven hours.

comicsanskid:

girlhearted:

how to make children

•  put the thing in the thing
• wait for a little bit
• baby 

Also cake

sidnugget:

ugh-p3asants:

iphone420:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

Your grandma is 45?!

yeah she got married the day she was born 

bon-bon:

The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.

devouringlions:

I’m probably the worst person to talk to if I like you, I get all shy and nervous and than I sound just blah. I don’t know what to say and I just want you to like me.

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fagsindubai:

mariocarey:

do u ever just look through ur blog and ur like “wow this is terrible”

no